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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:42 pm    Post subject: Answering Service Reply with quote
This is the transcript of the new answering service
recently installed at the Mental Health Institute.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities: Press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid: We know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred
to the mother ship.



If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will
tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive: It doesn't matter what number
you press - no-one will answer.

If you are dyslexic: Press 969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder: Please fidget with the hash
key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia: Press 8 and state your name, address,
phone number, date of birth, social security number, and
your mother's maiden name.

If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9. If you have
short term memory loss: Press 9.

If you have low self esteem: Please hang up. All our operators
are too busy to talk to you.
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