Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:24 am Post subject: Dear Abbey...
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Bob,
Obviously, you have your priorities a little screwed up. Had you not been so worried about your wife's extra carricular activites, you probably would have noticed that oil leak sooner.
Get that bike to the dealer ASAP! No, don't drive it...... have it towed. Once it is back in tip top shape, then you can worry about the little woman.
Perhaps you could plant a tracking device into the heel of one of her shoes. You could then track her down (with your perfectly functioning Harley). Once you find her, consider your next move carefully. Maybe's she's dating the giuy who works in the Harley shop and she can get you a discount on some new wheels. Good luck! _________________ If you don't like the way that they drive over here, then stay off the sidewalk!
Bob,
Obviously, you have your priorities a little screwed up. Had you not been so worried about your wife's extra carricular activites, you probably would have noticed that oil leak sooner.
Get that bike to the dealer ASAP! No, don't drive it...... have it towed. Once it is back in tip top shape, then you can worry about the little woman.
Perhaps you could plant a tracking device into the heel of one of her shoes. You could then track her down (with your perfectly functioning Harley). Once you find her, consider your next move carefully. Maybe's she's dating the giuy who works in the Harley shop and she can get you a discount on some new wheels. Good luck!
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