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DJ Pat · Joined: 23 Sep 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Transylvania

This is all too familiar I hear you sigh and this not Thai bashing, just a bit of fun...

*Shuffling locals walking too slowly in front of you

*The person using the ATM before you doing lots of sodding bloody transfers and checking six different accounts, all with sod all in them

*7-11: The second cashier looking 'busy' entering data into the computer when they ought to be serving the long queue of customers building up

*The security man outside Panthip Plaza who won't let you cross the soi because he takes great pleasure in letting the traffic take priority because then he can blow his bloody whistle

*Children getting priority seats on public transport, Thais take this to extremes don't they?

*The crappy ticket machines on the new subway

*Why does every laundry have NO aircon, I'm drenched in sweat in seconds

*Taxi drivers that ask "Where you go" and eye you up and down before putting the meter on

*Bone idle schoolkids hindering the gangways of MBK at the weekends

*Tossers who don't switch off their phones in the movies

*Women who can't drive in the first place but are even worse with a mobile phone glued to their ear

*Sales staff who spring on you in Robinsons dept store Asoke almost giving you a heart attack

*Sales staff in Mangpong stores that approach you and hand you a DVD you wouldn't buy in a million years

*Buying contraceptives in Boots the Chemist and having a stunning girl serve you (new Boots store on Thong Lor soi 15 in new Villa complex)

*Gay Thai guys blatantly staring with no shame

*Guys who wanna look at a 'farang' sized cock at the urinal next to you

*Getting the "Hello welcome" treatment every time I walk past Asoke Plaza

ANY OTHERS?

21yearsinthai · Cohort Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 315 Location:

before I add anything to your list . Let me ask you something about the British slang. the words "tosser" and "sod" what are the english(us) equivalents??

DJ Pat · Joined: 23 Sep 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Transylvania

I couldn't tell you....Tosser = sad person / arsehole

Sod, I don't know....

Guest · Location:

sod all =fukin nothing

sod =fuk

sod off = fuk off

I have been reading Brit posts for 3 or 4 years and that is what it means to the best of my knowledge. Rolling Eyes

ice treasure · Cohort Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 212 Location:

A tosser is a wanker. "Sod all" as expressed above "fukc all" or nothing at all. Razz

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Quite Bizarre!!!

Guest · Location:

And I think that Wanker is a masterbater,,right

XinBiao · Novice Joined: 19 Sep 2004 Posts: 26 Location: Beijing

methinks that wanker=aussietralians Very Happy

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