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toopeekaa 1 · Scribe Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 1934 Location:

How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to
change a light bulb?

A: Ten
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed.
3. One to blame President Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Change
accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally "in-the-dark" the whole time.
8. One to viciously smear No. 7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on television and at rallies on how
George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse the American people about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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