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toopeekaa 1 · Scribe Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 1934 Location:

This week to Spongy
President Bush is out for a jog with the Secret Service. He comes
upon a little boy sitting on the sidewalk next to a box. President Bush
stops and says to the boy, "Hi there. What do you have in the box?"
"Oh, they are newborn kittens."
Bush says "Well, that's nice. Do you mind if the President takes look?"
"No, go ahead."
The President looks in the box and asks, "What type of kittens are they?"
The little boy says, "They're Republikittens."
The President says, "Well, that's wonderful."
A few days later, Dick Cheney is riding in his limo. The President
has told him about the little boy that he met. Dick happens to see a
little boy sitting on the sidewalk next to a box. Dick tells his driver to pull over. The Vice President gets out of the limo and says, "Hi there, little boy.
What do you have in the box?"
"They are newborn kittens."
Dick says, "Well that's special. Can the Vice President see them?"
The boy replies, "Sure, go ahead."
As Mr. Cheney is looking in the box, the boy says, "They are
Democats, you see."
Cheney looks puzzled and says, "Aren't you the same boy the
President saw a few days ago and you told him these kittens were
Republikittens?"
"Yes, but now their eyes are open."

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SpongeJoeLongpants · COHORT Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 361 Location:

heah........ GOOD ONE!

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