Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: I've got some good news and some bad news
A man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor for some tests.
Three days later the doctor called and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news".
The man said, "give me the good news first".
The doctor said, "I'm not sure what you have, but you've only got 48 hours to live".
"That's the good news" replied the man....... "What's the bad news?"
The doctor replied, "I forgot to call and tell you yesterday." _________________ If you don't like the way that they drive over here, then stay off the sidewalk!
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