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thanhthao · Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 1 Location:

I am 22 years old postgraduate student International Business Administration at the RSM Erasmus University in Rotterdam, the Netherlands.

From April-July 2006, I am looking for an academic internship in Asia.

Please contact me at thao.tt@gmail.com for further information.

toopeekaa 1 · Scribe Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 1934 Location:

Look Into Number 5.....

but stick with the Netherlands story ..... that will help... Don't want dem to tink u be Rasmus from Texas Laughing

The Top 10 Jokes Re; USA Education

These comments are taken from real happenings. They are pretty well self explanatory..

I know which one is my favorite. Which is yours.?

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar codeso she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you
know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX
A large motor home was towed into a car dealership a while ago. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." When the manager was asked what had happened. He said that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

NINE
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him to emergency!

TEN
George W. Bush, President of the United States
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Mike · Site Admin Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 4512 Location:

go into any mom and pop shop i thailand and choose 2 items--one at 50 baht and the other at 70 baht and then watch the clerk use their calculator to add the items--and then double check with the calculaot r again
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