Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:26 am Post subject: Married 25 Years.....
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25
year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that
you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife, a very reasonable woman, told me that I could go out and find a hot 25
year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in
cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and be sleeping on a sofa bed............... _________________ Asia Expats Forum Expat Friends Dating
heh, grass is always greener Mike; Stick with the plasma! _________________ Everchanging - Everevolving, Life's dynamic paradox; so remember- happiness is in the journey, not the destination.
Woman wakes up in the middle of the night, her husband not in bed next to her. She goes looking for him, finds him sitting in the kitchen, melancholic expression on his face.
"Is there something wrong, honey?" she asks.
"Do you remember that night 20 years ago, when your father caught us in the back of that old Ford, and told me, he would make sure I'd go to jail for 20 years if I didn't marry you?" he replied.
"Yes, honey, that was a long, long time ago," she said softly, feeling warm.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject: Re: Married 25 Years.....
Mike wrote:
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25
year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that
you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife, a very reasonable woman, told me that I could go out and find a hot 25
year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in
cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and be sleeping on a sofa bed...............
Very funny, going to steal it and put it in my blog
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, " What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: " Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. " We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her. " What's wrong with you. woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??? " She looked at me, and quietly said, " That's once. "
"And from that moment .....we have lived happily ever after.."
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heh, grass is always greener Mike; Stick with the plasma! 
