Asia Expats Forum

Wocca · Scribe Joined: 06 May 2005 Posts: 970 Location:

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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AnaS · Cohort Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 135 Location:

HAHAHAHAH this is soooo good!! No wonder i'm single again Laughing

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