Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:41 pm Post subject: Obviously A Working Recipe for Chinese Yum Yum
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night,she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring says,
"I know dis yu firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want,
I do anyting - juss anything you want...
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes will impress and calm his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I have heard about..... numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence,this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he queries...
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