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 Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: Pearls of Wisdom |
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Life shrinks or expands
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and....
If one must fart in an elevator,
Make sure there are at least 3 people
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:30 am Post subject: On that note ... |
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Devils are said to be ghosts recognizable
by the following features:
* They have no shadow in the daytime
* They stay around graves
* They can change shape
* They move in straight lines
* Do not bother to avoid obstacles
* They are afraid of fire, swords & red wood
* Afraid of noise (firecrackers, gongs & drums)
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You know you've reached the age of maturity when Having a good time in bed is when someone fluffs your pillow for you
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WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Why are husbands like lawnmowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit
noxious odors, and half the time they
don't work.
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Click on picture to find out
how much gas a normal
person passes per day
As well as other commonly
asked questions.
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Wocca
That was an out of sight Post
It was so informative that I am bookmarking the site.....
It leaves me holding my breath in anticipation of the next auro [oma] of disclosure
I would definitely recommend it for night time bedside reading .....
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Don't hold your breath too long |
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| You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. |
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
- Lillian Carter (mother of 39th President, Jimmy Carter)
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