is it Au vs UK to see who can get Arthur's remains??
Pretty close, pretty close.
Australia Vs. England (it's actually England and Wales combined but nobody pays any attention).
Oh yeah, cricket. Let's see... 11 players a side, circular or oval shaped field and Australia usually wins. Got it? _________________ Wer tanzen will, muss die Musik bezahlen
so if the aussies smoke the uK's they get to keep the ashes? what if they sprinkle the ashes on the ground? but isuppose they use an ashe tray--courtesy of Arthur _________________ Asia Expats Forum Expat Friends Dating
so if the aussies smoke the uK's they get to keep the ashes? what if they sprinkle the ashes on the ground? but isuppose they use an ashe tray--courtesy of Arthur
Yes, they get to keep the Ashes in an URN.
My loyalties in cricket lie with the AUSSIE cricket team for some reason - possibily because the Aussies for the most part are good ole down to earth blokes who can sure give a sucker a FIGHT! ... and they don't back down, either - much like the new Indian generation doesn't. _________________ Dongguan Expat - Your online Community!
so if the aussies smoke the uK's they get to keep the ashes? what if they sprinkle the ashes on the ground? but isuppose they use an ashe tray--courtesy of Arthur
Yes, they get to keep the Ashes in an URN.
My loyalties in cricket lie with the AUSSIE cricket team for some reason - possibily because the Aussies for the most part are good ole down to earth blokes who can sure give a sucker a FIGHT! ... and they don't back down, either - much like the new Indian generation doesn't.
More wretched gobbeldy gook about the Ashes. If you colonials can't resist drawing any topic to the blessed Ashes, then you should dashed well create a thread for it.
As for football, Chelsea will win the premiership. Of that I have no doubt because of their astute management, superior finances and superb location.
so if the aussies smoke the uK's they get to keep the ashes? what if they sprinkle the ashes on the ground? but isuppose they use an ashe tray--courtesy of Arthur
Yes, they get to keep the Ashes in an URN.
My loyalties in cricket lie with the AUSSIE cricket team for some reason - possibily because the Aussies for the most part are good ole down to earth blokes who can sure give a sucker a FIGHT! ... and they don't back down, either - much like the new Indian generation doesn't.
More wretched gobbeldy gook about the Ashes. If you colonials can't resist drawing any topic to the blessed Ashes, then you should dashed well create a thread for it.
As for football, Chelsea will win the premiership. Of that I have no doubt because of their astute management, superior finances and superb location.
The "blessed" Ashes are rightfully the Aussies', and they'll "dashed well" get it back, come this Ashes series.
Quibble, when you go to Australia to watch the Ashes, what would you do if the hotel's clown sui ... uh, the presidential suite housekeeping doesnt fold the toilet tissue correctly? _________________ Dongguan Expat - Your online Community!
On a football note, it was great to see Liverpool blow their first game. And they had to rely on a dubious decision to get a draw - against Sheffield United _________________ Wer tanzen will, muss die Musik bezahlen
any indian teams in the premier league? probly not--no ashes to fight for
The Indian cricket team isn't related to the "Ashes" in the first place
Hewer, what will it take to educate Mike on the subject of cricket
BTW, I believe the Aussies will smoke the English this time around - only they know how they won the Ashes in England (and if it had not been for Pieterson being dropped, and subsequently scoring a magnificent century ...), who knows what might have happened
BTW, Continuing with the puns, the Aussies may as well Bail out while they can _________________
any indian teams in the premier league? probly not--no ashes to fight for
The Indian cricket team isn't related to the "Ashes" in the first place
Hewer, what will it take to educate Mike on the subject of cricket
BTW, I believe the Aussies will smoke the English this time around - only they know how they won the Ashes in England (and if it had not been for Pieterson being dropped, and subsequently scoring a magnificent century ...), who knows what might have happened
BTW, Continuing with the puns, the Aussies may as well Bail out while they can
The English batters will be the ones jumping ship after McGrath strangles them at one end and Brett Lee pounds them at the other. _________________ Dongguan Expat - Your online Community!
any indian teams in the premier league? probly not--no ashes to fight for
The Indian cricket team isn't related to the "Ashes" in the first place
Hewer, what will it take to educate Mike on the subject of cricket
BTW, I believe the Aussies will smoke the English this time around - only they know how they won the Ashes in England (and if it had not been for Pieterson being dropped, and subsequently scoring a magnificent century ...), who knows what might have happened
BTW, Continuing with the puns, the Aussies may as well Bail out while they can
The English batters will be the ones jumping ship after McGrath strangles them at one end and Brett Lee pounds them at the other.
Rahul, you do a pretty good job of holding the fort here. Might have to make you an honorary Aussie
We can even open the bowling with a spinner:
H.R.B Simon not out 0
J.W. Quibble st. Rahul b. Hewer 0
A. Stepney not out 0
_________________ Wer tanzen will, muss die Musik bezahlen
any indian teams in the premier league? probly not--no ashes to fight for
The Indian cricket team isn't related to the "Ashes" in the first place
Hewer, what will it take to educate Mike on the subject of cricket
BTW, I believe the Aussies will smoke the English this time around - only they know how they won the Ashes in England (and if it had not been for Pieterson being dropped, and subsequently scoring a magnificent century ...), who knows what might have happened
BTW, Continuing with the puns, the Aussies may as well Bail out while they can
The English batters will be the ones jumping ship after McGrath strangles them at one end and Brett Lee pounds them at the other.
Rahul, you do a pretty good job of holding the fort here. Might have to make you an honorary Aussie
We can even open the bowling with a spinner:
H.R.B Simon not out 0
J.W. Quibble st. Rahul b. Hewer 0
A. Stepney not out 0
! Make that
H.R.B Simon not out 0
J.W. Quibble b Rahul st Hewer 0
Mike not out 0 (facing the next over from Brett Lee) ...
I still can't stop laughing when I picture JQ squaring about to Brett Lee!
BTW I read on Cricinfo that Big Matt wants his one day spot back - more power to him! Hayden was one of my favorite batsmen, and still is. _________________ Dongguan Expat - Your online Community!
Quibble, when you go to Australia to watch the Ashes, what would you do if the hotel's clown sui ... uh, the presidential suite housekeeping doesnt fold the toilet tissue correctly?
Usually, I demand an apology in writing from the head housekeeper.
Failing that, I will insist that a mathematician be brought in to instruct the cleaning staff on the properties of triangles.
Quibble, when you go to Australia to watch the Ashes, what would you do if the hotel's clown sui ... uh, the presidential suite housekeeping doesnt fold the toilet tissue correctly?
Usually, I demand an apology in writing from the head housekeeper.
Failing that, I will insist that a mathematician be brought in to instruct the cleaning staff on the properties of triangles.
I suggest the best option would be for you to fold the guest's toilet paper yourself, and show then how it's done.
Speaking of which Quibble - I need the roll of tissue changed in my bathroom. Hurry up laddie (I got one of them beer you know whats coming on)!!
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