Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:39 am Post subject: Reasons not to flirt
> Reasons not to flirt
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> The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
> the
> party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
> argued and said
> she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
> no need
> for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his
>
> costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
> about an hour,
> woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to
> the
> party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
> thought she
> would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted
> when she was not with him. So
> she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
> costume,
> cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
> "chick" he
> could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
> His wife
> went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
> left his
> new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let
> him go as
> far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After
> more
> drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and
> she agreed, so off they went to one of the
> cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just
> before
> unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
> the
> costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation he
> would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up
> reading
> when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the
> same
> old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
> there."
> Then she asked," Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you;
> I
> never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
> Brown and
> some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
> poker all
> evening. " You must have looked really silly wearing that
> costume
> playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To
> which the
> husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother,
> apparently he had the time of his life". _________________ Asia Expats Forum Expat Friends Dating
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