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toopeekaa 1 · Scribe Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 1934 Location:

COLUMBUS, Ohio Home of the Wendy's Hamburger Chain — Sales have dropped sharply at Wendy's fast food restaurants in the area of northern California where a woman claimed she found part of a finger in a bowl of chili, a company spokesman said Friday.
Franchise owners have informed the company's corporate headquarters in the Columbus suburb of Dublin that business is down, said Denny Lynch, spokesman for Wendy's. He said he could not release specific sales figures because Wendy's does not own those restaurants

As no one has claimed the delictable, delicious digit, the FBI has been called in with their extensive fingerprint base... to finger [or refinger] the donor.....

Several FBI informants have alerted agents of the rumor that it is part of the remains of the long missing Teamster Union Boss, Jimmy Hoffa. It was said he had been ground up and distributed to various food establishments.... The finger naturally found in a finger food restaurant...

Not blowing this aside, agents are checking the Long John Treachers Seafood chain for additional petite parts... Confiscated at one LJT in the
San Francisco Bay Area of California, was a large container of cock-tale sauce.. Agents did not divulge which parts they were searching......

more as we have it ...... your on the spotty reporter Fido Belo

Lius · Centurion Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 660 Location:

from what I heard, parts were also air freighted to Chiang Mai

toopeekaa 1 · Scribe Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 1934 Location:

Lius · Centurion Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 660 Location:

yup

lick the chickens and eat the fingers

toopeekaa 1 · Scribe Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 1934 Location: