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Gringo69 · Cohort Joined: 05 Nov 2004 Posts: 196 Location:

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the
problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no
male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their
problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad, responsible
for fixing the Zoo's machinery.

Graham, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed
with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution. Graham was approached
with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for
$500?

Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.The following day, Graham announced that he would accept
their offer, only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er."

"Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."

The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
asked what was his third condition.

"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the
$500."

toopeekaa 1 · Scribe Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Posts: 1934 Location:

OK Gringo ***** Very Happy

AnaS · Cohort Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 135 Location:

Had to re-read the whole thing ...i knew i was missing something... then i fell off my chair laughing HAHAHAHAHA

Good one!!!

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Ana S