Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: .....Whadya mean, you didn't even know I was gone???????????
I'm back!!!! I've been away fighting communist insurgents-no need to thank me , and now I'm back. O.K. Y'got me. I'm lying . My computer caught a bug-ah, bless!-Failed to make a full and complete recovery, so I did the kindest thing I could, I took it outside and shot it!! I've been following the threads on here, I just haven't been able to post; every time I tried to, I'd get cyber-geeked into outer space. The last time that happened, I ended up circling the globe several times until the maritime authorities decided I was interfering with GPS signals,causing ships to veer hundreds of miles off course needlessly, so they called on the military to shoot me down somewhere over the Pacific. It's taken all this time to row back home safely, honest!!
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject: Re: .....Whadya mean, you didn't even know I was gone???????
chicagobob wrote:
I'm back!!!! I've been away fighting communist insurgents-no need to thank me , and now I'm back. O.K. Y'got me. I'm lying . My computer caught a bug-ah, bless!-Failed to make a full and complete recovery, so I did the kindest thing I could, I took it outside and shot it!! I've been following the threads on here, I just haven't been able to post; every time I tried to, I'd get cyber-geeked into outer space. The last time that happened, I ended up circling the globe several times until the maritime authorities decided I was interfering with GPS signals,causing ships to veer hundreds of miles off course needlessly, so they called on the military to shoot me down somewhere over the Pacific. It's taken all this time to row back home safely, honest!!
Breaking this all down to English means " He had an attack of gas" and his wife wouldn't let him near the computer...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject: Re: .....Whadya mean, you didn't even know I was gone???????
[quote="toopeekaa 1"][quote="chicagobob"]I'm back!!!! I've been away fighting communist insurgents-no need to thank me , and now I'm back. O.K. Y'got me. I'm lying . My computer caught a bug-ah, bless!-Failed to make a full and complete recovery, so I did the kindest thing I could, I took it outside and shot it!! I've been following the threads on here, I just haven't been able to post; every time I tried to, I'd get cyber-geeked into outer space. The last time that happened, I ended up circling the globe several times until the maritime authorities decided I was interfering with GPS signals,causing ships to veer hundreds of miles off course needlessly, so they called on the military to shoot me down somewhere over the Pacific. It's taken all this time to row back home safely, honest!! [/quote]
Breaking this all down to English means " He had an attack of gas" and his wife wouldn't let him near the computer...
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I resent the allegation, every word I said was true Well, nearly every word was um, mostly truish....sorta!
Is that what can wake you up from the summer doze? I've been expecting some showers to do that, but looks like all the rain is in Si Sa Ket this year. Got declared disaster zone already. _________________ K O R A T - I N F O
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:20 am Post subject: Re: .....Whadya mean, you didn't even know I was gone???????
chicagobob wrote:
toopeekaa 1 wrote:
chicagobob wrote:
I'm back!!!! I've been away fighting communist insurgents-no need to thank me , and now I'm back. O.K. Y'got me. I'm lying . My computer caught a bug-ah, bless!-Failed to make a full and complete recovery, so I did the kindest thing I could, I took it outside and shot it!! I've been following the threads on here, I just haven't been able to post; every time I tried to, I'd get cyber-geeked into outer space. The last time that happened, I ended up circling the globe several times until the maritime authorities decided I was interfering with GPS signals,causing ships to veer hundreds of miles off course needlessly, so they called on the military to shoot me down somewhere over the Pacific. It's taken all this time to row back home safely, honest!!
Breaking this all down to English means " He had an attack of gas" and his wife wouldn't let him near the computer...
I resent the allegation, every word I said was true Well, nearly every word was um, mostly truish....sorta!
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:33 am Post subject: Re: .....Whadya mean, you didn't even know I was gone???????
[quote="Mike"][quote="chicagobob"][quote="toopeekaa 1"][quote="chicagobob"]I'm back!!!! I've been away fighting communist insurgents-no need to thank me , and now I'm back. O.K. Y'got me. I'm lying . My computer caught a bug-ah, bless!-Failed to make a full and complete recovery, so I did the kindest thing I could, I took it outside and shot it!! I've been following the threads on here, I just haven't been able to post; every time I tried to, I'd get cyber-geeked into outer space. The last time that happened, I ended up circling the globe several times until the maritime authorities decided I was interfering with GPS signals,causing ships to veer hundreds of miles off course needlessly, so they called on the military to shoot me down somewhere over the Pacific. It's taken all this time to row back home safely, honest!! [/quote]
Breaking this all down to English means " He had an attack of gas" and his wife wouldn't let him near the computer...
[/quote]
I resent the allegation, every word I said was true Well, nearly every word was um, mostly truish....sorta! [/quote]
So you're a prevaricationg drug addict? Welcome to the club [/quote]
Nah, never touched anything stronger than a bit of ganja, and I haven't seen any of that for about 3 or 4 years
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, and now I'm back. O.K. Y'got me. I'm lying 
. My computer caught a bug-ah, bless!-Failed to make a full and complete recovery, so I did the kindest thing I could, I took it outside and shot it!! 
I've been following the threads on here, I just haven't been able to post; every time I tried to, I'd get cyber-geeked into outer space. The last time that happened, I ended up circling the globe several times until the maritime authorities decided I was interfering with GPS signals,causing ships to veer hundreds of miles off course needlessly, so they called on the military to shoot me down somewhere over the Pacific. It's taken all this time to row back home safely, honest!! 
