Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:08 am Post subject: World cup gags anyone?
A German family are out shopping for gifts, it's the son's birthday in a couple of days....
The young lad loves football and decides he wants to support England in the world cup, he picks up the red and white kit and walks over to his sister.
"I've decided that I want to be an England fan, will you buy me this kit for my birthday?"
His sister slaps him hard across the back of the head, saying "go talk to your mother".
Off he goes with his red and white's, "mother, I've decided to support England during the world cup, will you buy me this kit for my birthday please?"
His mother slaps him twice across the back of the head, "go and talk to your father!"
Finding his father he says "Father, I have thought about this for some time, I've decided to support England in the world cup this year. Will you please buy me this kit for my birthday?"
His father beats him senseless. "I'll have none of that talk in my family".
On the drive home, the father turns to his son. "Well son, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson today?"
"Yes father, indeed I have, I've only been an England supporter for an hour and a half and already I hate you German B@#$^&*s". _________________
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